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 Now, if I can just... nothing up my sleeve... over and then under... |
 <Look, I knitted myself a penis! |
 Careful... careful. One must be very cautious when dealing with electrical cable, especially when it's around your willy. |
 Here he is, the solution to all those messy extension cord problems. |
 Watch as Daring Derrick exposes himself to the razor-sharp pointy bits of this fence. |
 Ooooh, nasty. This man has a cock of iron. Iron lace, to be exact. |
 I'm so tough, I can bang my dick against this door. |
 Nope, didn't hurt at all. Now, what else can I bang it against? |
